Word Count: 4,929
Summary: It starts with a phone call from Blaine to Kurt talking about a night that didn’t actually happen. Except, maybe it did. Things only get weirder from there as Kurt begins to run into different versions of Blaine that aren’t supposed to exist. [one-shot. All the Aus, all the tropes. Implied age difference in one AU pairing. Two lines of Kurt/Kurt and Blaine/Blaine. Cameo appearances from the Ghost, Phalanx, and iBorg. Silly, but not actually a parody.]
Word Count: 2,684
Summary: catyuy requested skank!Kurt and skank!Blaine trying to figure out what new color to streak their hair with. the-rainbow-jen requested a story that showed how skank!Kurt or skank!Blaine became a skank. travelingpact asked for skank!Klaine in punk bands. judearaya asked for Skank!Kurt climbing onto Blaine’s lap and a heated makeout session. And somehow my brain mashed together all these concepts and turned them into a 4.15 reaction fic.